When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Damn victory sex feels great
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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