someone threw a dead crab at me
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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