I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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