She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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