I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
she pinky promised me she was 18
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
His nipple licking is glorious
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