Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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