so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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