and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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