hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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