id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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