I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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