Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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