So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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