Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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