Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize