Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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