there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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