HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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