halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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