oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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