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doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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