I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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