i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
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My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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