where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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