my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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