Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
You're a waste of cheezeits
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
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