i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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