I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I could fuck to npr.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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