also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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