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Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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