i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
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I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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