I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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