think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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