So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Couch. On fire.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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