I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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