Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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