these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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