i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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