I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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