just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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