Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
dude i'm inner monologue high
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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