Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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