theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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