Banned from zoo.
Again?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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