Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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