I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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