oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Don't make out with my wife yet
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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