I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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