No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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