I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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